Two blondes walk into a building...

Two blondes walk into a building... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.


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Bang your head against ...

Bang your head against the stall wall, shouting "Redrum! Redrum!" in your best groggy voice.

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Bring a bottle of fake ...

Bring a bottle of fake blood or ketchup into the shower with you. Exclaim "Ow! You know, it really hurts when you pop one of those." Then let the blood/ketchup seep down the drain for all to see.

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Enter the stall...

Enter the stall, undress and then re-dress up as Superman. Leap out of the stall, vengefully vow to stop Lex Luther`s evil plot, then run full force into the wall. Stand up, shake your head, and proceed to take your shower.

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Ask Scottie to beam ...

Ask Scottie to beam you up.